2018 has already been so eventful for me, namely, in that I attempted to give myself a Brazilian wax at home today, 1/1/18. I have a lot of mixed emotions. Am I proud of myself? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely. Now my nether regions are oh so cold.Read More
I love my opinion. I think it is tasteful, informed, and oh so accurate. I also unabashedly love Taylor Swift. Do I think she did some shady shit with Kimye? Yes. But I myself have done some shady shit, and she totally took it and used it to her advantage (insert snake emoji here).Read More
Why pajamas? you ask. Why now? Because I want to! And there is simply no better reason. Also, because I didn’t do laundry for quite some time, and my barren closet forced me over to my pajama drawer.Read More
There’s a supposed difference between “want” and “need.” I want a chocolate chip cookie, but I don’t need to eat one. I want to watch SNL, but I don’t need to watch it. I want to get a nose job, but I don’t need to get plastic surgery. This has not been the case with Plaid and I lately.Read More
These are tested by me so you know they work! I'm unfortunately not lying.
1. After scratching his head and playing with his hair for 10 minutes, say, “Haha I should steal some of your hair and clone you.”Read More
To me, Allison is the sassy, well-dressed lady who works in the glass-box office across from me at the Saint Louis Fashion Incubator. To you, however, she is the award-winning handbag designer whose designs have been featured in Women's Wear Daily and Vogue, and who has cultivated a name for herself from the ground up.Read More